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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Outsmarting Deranged Killers, Ax Murderers, Psychos, Stalkers, the Neighborhood Loner and Other Misanthropes


These people are very dangerous. Sociopathic. Sadistic. Homicidal. Be cautious. You cannot rationalize with someone who doesn’t have a rational mind. You have to stay smart. For example, if you have been able to fight the person off and he or she is unconscious laying on the ground next to you, then don’t sit down and weep. Of course, this will allow time for the misanthrope to awaken and kill you. Instead, run for help.

Listen to your instincts. If there have been a rash of neighborhood killings in the last few weeks and that creepy guy who moved next door a few weeks ago wants to ask you out, don’t go. If he really likes you, try to make yourself unappealing in some way. Stop bathing, dig your nose when he is around, be loud, whiny and annoying. Do whatever you can so that he is repulsed by you. Hopefully, he’ll move on to someone who doesn’t smell like a gym locker.

Try to never be alone with a homicidal misanthrope for obvious reasons. Hopefully, you don’t live in a house that is ten miles from the closest neighbor. If you do, make sure you have something other than just a landline phone. Misanthropes always cut the telephone wires leaving you without a method to call for help. Buy a few well-trained guard dogs. Also, make sure to have a security service that constantly monitors your house. Don’t forget to post signs everywhere about your security.

As you can see, the best way to outsmart a misanthrope is to take protective steps beforehand. You never want to be in a helpless position.

More helpful advice in How to Survive the Movie Plot 

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